Dropping soon
Merch
The tee, the hoodie, the mug. All of it's still in the kitchen with me. Nothing to buy yet, and nothing fake listed here.
Merch ain't out yet
We're not putting up a store before there's anything to sell. When the first drop is real, it shows up right here.
What should I even make?
Hats, hoodies, aprons, sauce-adjacent nonsense. If you'd actually use it, say so. I read every suggestion, and the good ones get made.
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